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"If something is too hard,give it up. The moral my boy is too never try anything."
-homer j.

The true spirit of the time 

style is life 

History repeats itself

As we all now fashion and trends have a way of repeating themselves. All it takes is some brave souls to begin to wear these fashions with confidence. If you throw on some
jeans and french cuff/roll them and walk around like you know something that others don't the trend can spread. The 80's were such a great time (even extending to early 90's) for music, fashion and drugs. So I would like to say it is time to throw back and pay homage to the bold and beautiful statements of the 80's. I am talking about jams, Miami vice suits, scrunchies and big hair. Maybe some Z. Cavarichi's and styling a giant clock as a necklace. Ahhhh the good ole days. So I challenge each of you to pick a night with your friends and go out in your best 80's gear and wear it proud. Bring back the times of Run D.M.C., skids and leg warmers, bright clothes etc....
As for me I will do my part and attempt to style the french cuffs this weak on my jeans and yes in public. So go out and there and do your worst...

the jerk store is open for business

i like j-lo's behind (the 7-10 ratio, waist to hips), i think britney is hot (and a great role model for 14 year olds), i feel that the simpsons were only funny during the conan years (aquateen/sealab over simpsons anyday), and i dont use aliases (i like to keep it real like that retarded new age rap). as gil's occasional nemesis, it's only natural that he asked me to contribute to the red sea club and i thank him for that.
my first act as commissionar of the red sea club is to thank mr. marcus for being friends with uday for so long. second act, id like to discuss full bush vs shaved bush. ive been shaved since 1997 and been loving every minute of it. however, i like my ladies bush full, preferably sopping wet after a two hour work out at bally's, and on my face. my fantasy is to walk into a pub, smear shit on the bouncer's face, have him throw me across the pub onto the bar where the hot bartender has cut a hole in her jeans exposing her giant afro like birds nest, as i slide along the bar into her pillow of discipline. here is to hienies and vaginies. next week, boobs and falopian tubes. im the jerk.

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Bart: I think sharing is overrated too. And helping others. And what's all this crap I've been hearing about tolerance?
Homer: Your ideas are intriguing and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.

Here I am world.... 

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A beautiful girl can make you dizzy....

Simple and true... A beautiful girl can make you dizzy, (like the movie says) she can inspire you, fill you with hope and give you a reason to wake up in the morning. But what about those other girls, the ones that make you get a headache, that ones that drain your energy just by being near you, the ones that make you want to go to sleep and not wake up. I just feel that not enough has been dedicated to those who have filled our hearts with bitter resentment, utter cunfusion, and complete hopelessness. I think we need to take a moment to thank those who have not received the credit and respect they deserve for destroying the human spirit... Well to be honest I do believe that the two types of women I have describes are one in the same. From a distance or maybe for the first couple of months atleast a woman is all those great things until they get comfortable. until they know that they got you hooked on that booty, then look out. I have seen it myself many of times, a manly man turned into a skirt. A man once chanting "Bro's before Ho's" with every drink. Now under a glaring eye of his women, he may feel the need to explain to his boys that it is not proper to call a woman a Ho....
So I would like to actually give a cheer to those girls who have no girl friends because they can't deal with the petty shit. Those women who will come out for happy hour and chug a beer. Those women who don't mind saying "hey that girl is hot."
We all know the type, the ones that don't take themselves to seriously... So cheers to you ladies. Thanks for filling me with a bit of hope for the future.

PURE CLASS... 

I AM SUCH BAD ASS....