Daily Simpson Knowledge

"Son, when you participate in sporting events, it's not whether you win or lose: it's how drunk you get." - homer j.

dont know what to say...but i like it. CLICK HERE FOR MORE PICS

look how happy and drunk i am... 

i think chics like it when you do this. MORE PICS HERE

The boy can move greek style...but appartently the ladies werent impressed. 

An Appreciation for All

I am not one to discriminate... and even though I am not quite sure what the Greeks have done in the last few centuries or so I am still glad they decided to have a Greek festival. As far as I could see the festival brought out the old the young and us. The day began on a sour note when I locked my keys in the car , in the ignition. Now that is the first time I have ever done that. But I made up for it by drinking about 20 glasses of Greek wine (they take residue from the normal wine and ferment it, a classy move if you ask me) But apparently the stuff works. Because I was dancing on the chairs, got pantsed ( my pants and underwear pulled down exposing myself in all my glory) all I can do was laugh and pretend it was cold out. The rest of the day is a bit blank. I was told I repeatedly got behind the bar attempting to serve people free drinks, yelled at the manager and proclaimed my love for many and passed out at a table... I woke up sobered at 12 am and finished drinking the night away not realizing what happened. Damn it makes me so proud to be me....

hmmmm yummy girl... CLICK FOR MORE PICS

dancin greek... 

i love that tongue and the tricks are quite impressive. 

Daily Simpson Knowledge

Lisa: Do we have any food that wasn't brutally slaughtered?
Homer: Well, I think the veal died of loneliness

nobody told me we were making faces. i guess they thought i looked funny enough. 

we are all smiles cuz we are drunk...makes sense 

Falling behind...

Another night listening to 80's music and yet still feel nice and isnpired. although i found it quite amusing that one of my friends explained to me hat for the first couple of months he thought it was just a coincidence that there was lot of older 80's music played on firday. but he finally figured it out... maybe if you stopped drinking five nights a week then you would have realized that earlier. you slacker.

pictures have a way of capturing someone's essence... 

boobies, a great place to rest your hands 

Damn!!!