the tshirt i made... the picture is from intellivision bowling game. much respect. 

Isn't she beautiful... and she's all mine. Her nme is Marla and she is a slut but she is my slut... 

Daily Simpson Knowledge

"If there's one thing I've learned, it's that life is one crushing defeat after another until you just wish Flanders was dead." -homer j.

"Dear Lord, the gods have been good to me. As an offering, I present these milk and cookies. If you wish me to eat them instead, please give me no sign whatsoever ... thy will be done. (munch munch munch)" -homer j.

"I'm not touching you, not touching you..." "well I'm not touching you.." 

Chip steppin in as Tim taunts Allie claiming..."fine you may be able to roll but i will crush you in darts..." 

one car bomb at a time... (i think we should take a moment and realize how terrible that name is for a drink in these times of terrorism.) 

Party time...

So normally we drink on Wednesdays just because it's Wednesday. But this week we were on a mission... To celebrate our good friend and local beer giver, Jeff "Chip" Ochipa. There was cake, there was alcohol flowing and there was darn good bowling. We began the night by coating our internals with alcohol, we ended the night much in the same way, but the fun that was has in the process was truly a great experience. We learned many valuable and memorable lessons; some people like to eat cake with no utensils, some people bowl better when they can't see straight (not me though), we learned calling a ball a slut when done at the proper time can fill the night with laugh o'plenty. But most importantly we learned that women under certain circumstance can be our equal and in some extreme situation can be our better. (ofcourse I let her beat me, cuz I didn't want her to cry). In the end from what I remember is we a blast and we owe it all to bowling, the great equalizer.
To sum it up: Hanging with good people building memories one day at a time... Destroying those same memories one car bomb at a time....
freddy and erica you were missed...

awwwww... 

yup it's my party!!! 

looks like a gutter ball.... 

nice form.... 

hmmmm. cake. we don't need no utensils 

Daily Simpson Knowledge

"Homer, I don’t want to leave Springfield. I’ve dug myself into a happy little rut here and I’m not about to hoist myself out of it." -Marge Simpson

Boss De plane.. de plane 

I was a PM Dawn fan.... 

The new KKK? 

At least I am Not Ordinary...

I hereby declare today is fun day. The sun is shining the market is flying and i am losing my mind.
You ever have one of those days when all you want is everything to go smooth... and all you want is a reason forsimple smiles and joyous laughter. Well tody was that day for me... it is my good friends bday and we are going to roll tonight (bowl) and get inebriated. I woke up feeling conflicted. My gut said things were not gonna be easy today. And so far they have been a struggle. But i have decided to say "fuck it". Today is my day to smile and be happy and so i will.... I think we should all take this day and be extra happy and kind to eachother. Be all you can be and you may ask "why the hell would i do that?" simply stated cuz if you don't i will personally put a curse on all your houses... so stop being such angry people and smile... remember it could always be worse.
Here are some pics to help you feel better about yourselves.

the gauntlet. 

get in my belly... 

My Sumo wrestler face. 

Sexy and Stylish 

New Years eve...and drunk. 

I Can Dish It so .....

I realize many of you bitch and moan that I always get bad pics or I get in compromising situations... So in response I want to show you that I am willing to mock myself. SO I will begin today by posting these pics. Some not so flattering and others just humorous. Most are simply shocking...yes, I once was skinny. I will continue to enrich my blog in the future with more pics and less talk. So feel free to send me any pics you my have of me or others that you may want to post and embarrass your closest friends.

yeah thats right.... 

damn i was money... 

different times still crazy 

not much changes....