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"Son, when you participate in sporting events, it's not whether you win or lose: it's how drunk you get." -homer j.

who cares if i look like shit, why are you looking at me any way. 

the cause 

this girl was paranoid i would put her on some strange site because she is soooo hot.... 

I just want to be held... "that's right grab some ass, it makes me feel safe" 

lokk mom no eyes 

the bump and grind 

Bar Crawl was a success.

It is a far better thing to sacrifice ones own health for the betterment of mankind... and so the bar crawl for charity came to pass. We went from bar to bar spreading the word about the big event and donating our money to both a good cause (leukemia and lymphoma society) and the new brunswick economy. Many bars and bartenders donated proceeds from their night to the charity. So it was our job to drink and drink and drink some more... and so we did. And i must say we did it well. Many people attended our little event and many were intoxicated by the end of the night... intoxicated by the joy they felt for helping a worthy cause (and maybe because they drank their faces off). So i will not bore you with the boring details of the evening but merely let you see some of the pics. if you would like to see more pictures please click on the link.click me

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hmmmm... tasty. 

Daily Simpson Knowledge

"Guys are always patting my bald head for luck, pinching my belly to hear my girlish laugh..." -homer j.

Andy from deeeep... so it didnt go in but atleast he looks good in the process. 

Look at those crazy ups by Doug... mad skills 

yeah, that's right i almost got it in. 

Fat Old White Man's League

As we all know when you get a group of Fat Old White Men the last thing they should be doing is playing basketball... But that did not stop us from making a sad but heart felt attempt at it. It truly was a beautiful thing... It was poetry in motion. After years of not touching a basketball or doing anything athletic beyond lifting a beer to my mouth or hurling Marla (bowling ball) down the lane, I was amazed how well I played. Well to be honest it was an actual disgrace... A bunch of fat old out of shape white guys, showing off what is left of their 5 Inch verticals and shooting bricks. It was amazing watching 2o minute clips go by with no points being scored and half the team not bothering running back on d-fense for fear they may collapse... Well I must end my blog early today because every muscle in body is now sore and angry at me for breaking the agreement I made with myself years ago.. Never do anything that may cause pain to my perfectly sculpted beer filled body.
Some of you may notice there is a non-white playing ball with us... As Andy explained "we need him to keep the sponsors happy"

yeah that looks short to me as well.... 

quick, get the ball back... 

Andy looking for one non-white guy on his team to pass to...