Getting old sucks

I thought that men were supposed to age well... what a crock of shit. I keep getting older and it ain't pretty. It is amazing because i would have hoped as i got older i would actually get smarter, turns out i just get dumber with each passing day. my memory is for shit, my ability to speak the english language is diminishing ( it took me a few moments to come up with the word diminishing) i can't drink like i used to and my tolerance for people has gotten worse. Sure some may claim i don't take such good care of myself, and others might say i wasn't really starting with much and they may all be right but come on i am made of "steel and you cant hurt steel." (atleast that is what i thought) So i go out every wednesday and friday and sunday with an occasional tuesdy and saturday. I am in alot of pain today nd that just isn't cool. Getting old sucks...
(this post is honor of our asian friend turning officially old on sunday... happy bday)